by Dontevenknow October 15, 2014
Noun. Slang derogatory term with no real meaning except to demean;used predominately in the Lancaster County area of Pennsylvania but heard recently in the San Antonio, Texas and Santa Ana, California areas.
by KY1 March 25, 2007
When you are taking a shit and your dick touches the cold porcelain at the front of the toilet, causing discomfort and in the case of public toilets, absolute disgust.
Best referred to as "TBD" in mixed company.
Best referred to as "TBD" in mixed company.
I was taking a shit and I got toilet bowl dick again.
Man the toilets in the mens washroom here are just terrible for TBD.
FUCKING TBD!!
Man the toilets in the mens washroom here are just terrible for TBD.
FUCKING TBD!!
by sprutacus March 01, 2011
by A classy fellow June 06, 2020
by Jdawg Chronic n Lil Beezie February 02, 2009
A dick toilet is a toilet with ample room for a man's package without risk of touching the internal filthy front area of the bowl with the penis knob. The dick toilet is generally oblong and highly comfortable.
Real estate agent: "Yes, so here's the 3 piece bathroom and..."
Duke: "Ya, I'm not buying this place"
Real estate agent: "Pardon me this is a lovely Victorian..."
Duke: "No Dick toilet bud, what do you want me to press my knob against the rim there everyday or put a tp gasket in between. I'm sorry sir, I say good day to you."
Duke: "Ya, I'm not buying this place"
Real estate agent: "Pardon me this is a lovely Victorian..."
Duke: "No Dick toilet bud, what do you want me to press my knob against the rim there everyday or put a tp gasket in between. I'm sorry sir, I say good day to you."
by The Duke28 August 20, 2011
by boss_bo_boss June 06, 2014