toilet dance
toilet dance by dodongo56 November 7, 2010
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Toilet Dance
The action of throwing 1 sheet of toilet paper into the toilet, then when you pee, you direct your aim towards it, therefore it makes it look like the sheet of paper is dancing.
Toilet Dance by Monty Penguin February 10, 2009
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Sacred Toilet dance to the Goddess Urinal
The Sacred Toilet dance to the goddess Urinal is the dance one performs when waiting to use a toilet that is already in use by somebody else.
To perform the dance one cups their genitals in both hands and hops from one foot to the other whilst at the same time banging on the door to encourage the occupant to hurry up.
If the dance is performed correctly then the Goddess Urinal will grant you the privalege of hurrying the occupant plus helping to minimise seepage and accidents.
To perform the dance one cups their genitals in both hands and hops from one foot to the other whilst at the same time banging on the door to encourage the occupant to hurry up.
If the dance is performed correctly then the Goddess Urinal will grant you the privalege of hurrying the occupant plus helping to minimise seepage and accidents.
"Dude where's Tom?"
"He's doing the Sacred Toilet Dance to the Goddess Urinal, he's been there for 10 minutes now."
"He's doing the Sacred Toilet Dance to the Goddess Urinal, he's been there for 10 minutes now."
Sacred Toilet dance to the Goddess Urinal by The-Twitching-Peanut April 24, 2006
give the toilet a lap dance
to take a dump that is so relieving that you may have to lean back and make yourself so comfortable or get into some strange positions, basically giving the toilet a personal 1 on 1
OMG!!!! I been holding this in so long today, when i get home I'm gonna give the toilet a lap dance.
give the toilet a lap dance by popsiclelover August 17, 2009
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