When a man of African Decent that is bald and has glasses wearing a blue plaid shirt is inside of a McDonalds and says "should I dip my burger like this, like this, should I dip my burger like this" and proceeds to eat it after covering the entire thing in ketchup.
"fellows in Paris got me Bulgarian armpit tourture"
"Bulgarian armpit tourture happened to my buddy Eric once."
This interesting last name applies to people who are extremely wesome and good at tuba. They are quite the charmers and wicked smaht. Most Tourtellots reside in Pepperell, Massachusetts although there are various Tourtellots throughout the world. Tourtellots enjoy music and friends and are known for their witty sense of humor, their individualistic beliefs and actions, and their widely accepting mindset.
Kid 1: Dude, that kid's wicked good at tuba!
Kid 2: Maybe he's a Tourtellot.
Fred Phelps: I'm mad cool and gay people suck. God doesn't approve of--
Tourtellot: *beats up*
Tourtellot: Sorry.
Robot 1: NM iz such a grate skool, i luv how every1 iz lik teh same we're so c00l!!1
Robot 2: I kno me too omg i hav dat shurt!
Tourtellot: Stop being robots! Be yourself.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).