Toenael

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A group of discord virgins trying to have fun in #normal-chat but Onicgames spams random gifs

His group is such a Toenael

Toenael by Anan gey February 3, 2021

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ingrown toenail

The most painful thing some onecan go through..its where your toenail curves and starts to cut threw skin.

That ingrown toenail hurts like hell!!

My ingrown toenail is causing an infection.

They cut my toe off be cause of the ingrown toenail!

ingrown toenail by One painful thing December 28, 2005

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lil toenail

Lil toenail is a dude with a ski mask and finna finesse all your grandmas on the very same day your reading this. Good Luck ;)

Lil Toenail finna fuck all y'all grandmas

lil toenail by Lil Orgy August 14, 2017

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Toenail Fairy

An overweight demon who moans when she sees toes and steals them.

MOTHER OF GOD WHAT IS THAT THING
oh that’s shalissa she’s a toenail fairy

Toenail Fairy by Yes Quintin it’s actually me November 6, 2019

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Toms.Toenails

A very awesome person who likes a blonde butt chin 😻

Person 1: have you heard of Toms.Toenails

Person 2: oh yeah they’re pretty epic

Toms.Toenails by Spys.Butterfly.Knife August 5, 2021

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Toenail Diarrhea

When you have the shits so bad and you almost can't take the runny, burning liquid; you begin to dig your toenails into the floor, to prevent yourself from screaming in pain. Usually accompanied with a terrible smell and loss of digestive and colon tract.

Dude, Jenna, did you hear?" "No, what is is, Marissa?" "Steven was in the bathroom for almost an hour." "Oh wow, he had toenail diarrhea again, he needs to stop eating that damn Mexican food.

Toenail Diarrhea by Shadowinchester September 19, 2010

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cooler than the polar bear's toenail

The highest state of "coolness".

Trick Daddy's new album is cooler than the polar bear's toenail.

cooler than the polar bear's toenail by Outkast with a K December 4, 2004

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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