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toemance 

An undeniably enormous infatuation with the toes of ones desired partner. A toemance is more than a foot fetish, for it is the glorious matrimonial connection between two lovers solely through their toes. They cuddle with their toes, date with their toes, conduct in intercourse with their toes, known as toetercourse, and all sorts of other wonderful things partners do, but with their toes. Both partners share the same infatuation with each others toes, which is the difference between a simple toe fetish, and a toemance.

In some rare cases, a toemance can lead to all parties involved developing the ability to even speak toetapathicaly through their toes, and they do not even need to speak. They respect their toes, and the toes of their partners, and begin treating their toes like divine appendages. They pamper their toes, and walk on their hands to prevent wear and tear on their precious phalanges.
Yeah bro, Marrissa and Nathan are in a toemance, it's like bromance, except with their toes.
toemance by WinterFox September 14, 2013
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Toemance 

When a person or dog licks your toes.
Barry, you let your dog lick your toes??? I had no idea y’all are in a toemance.

Kokomo, stop licking my toes - we are not toemantic!
Toemance by EGIC June 12, 2023
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Camel Toemance 

Camel Toemance is a word used to describe an individual who’s life is scoping out women in yoga pants, and showing a unwavering dedication to romancing women with Camel Toe. They also have a keen eye when it comes to spotting the Camel Toe of women in regular pants or jeans.
God damn, I was out with Landon last weekend at the mall, looking for a good barber to trim that manly man beard on his face when it finally happened. This hot ass blond named Irene came out of Victorias Secret, sporting the two lip invitation. Fucking Landon went over there, got her digits, and on Saturday night, started the Camel Toemance! He was a little pissed the face fur didn’t get cleaned, he is sick of me calling him captain Blackbeard!
Camel Toemance by Tee Cee Deez March 13, 2020
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026