Toastyame

A large church in Norway, often visited by the Master Chief while on his annual Scandinavian expedition.

I think I left Cortana at the Toastyame!

by thepopesbff August 7, 2011

toastytech

A website of a guy named Nathan Lineback, who REALLY hates IE. Most famous for his GUI gallery.

I went to toastytech today, and wow does that guy hate Internet Explorer.

by Cloggedone. April 13, 2008

toastmergency

The panicked situation that exists between toast popping up and the beginning of the buttering process. This panic is necessary to ensure that the butter melts properly on the toast.

To prepare for toastmergency I pre-butter my knife after pressing down my toast.

by mushroomed December 16, 2011

Toastyasaur

A phrase that means a unfunny piece of toast on the internet.

that was pretty Toastyasaur of you.

by The one who we don't speak of May 31, 2021

teasteamer

When you are masterbating to the beat of The Super Mario Bros. and your scrotum goes aflame while you are possessed by the ghost of Nancy Reagan in a poodle costume and all of a sudden you notice a britsh guard standing near and you shit on his hat w/ a poodle in your head causing him to scream my shit is coming from a shit with a shit poodle on his bloody head

One fine day I gave myself a teasteamer at Big Ben and it was so delightfully pleasant That I snorted 10 grams of cocaine so I could name myself Pat and have people sing a song called"Pat is gay"

by Mike Tabor July 2, 2006

toastface muncher

A person who lives online who likes to smoke drugs and hates people called duncan. They also like to suck people off.

I know this guy who's a rite toastface muncher

by Jake12001200 August 26, 2011

toastage

a gnarly new way to say toasted or...something of the sort .

Instead of saying "you just got your butt kicked"
you would say "duuude your butt just got some definite TOASTAGE"

its a pretty gangster term

your butt just got some major toastage !

by emifart September 6, 2007