The panicked situation that exists between toast popping up and the beginning of the buttering process. This panic is necessary to ensure that the butter melts properly on the toast.
To prepare for toastmergency I pre-butter my knife after pressing down my toast.
When you are masterbating to the beat of The Super Mario Bros. and your scrotum goes aflame while you are possessed by the ghost of Nancy Reagan in a poodle costume and all of a sudden you notice a britsh guard standing near and you shit on his hat w/ a poodle in your head causing him to scream my shit is coming from a shit with a shit poodle on his bloody head
One fine day I gave myself a teasteamer at Big Ben and it was so delightfully pleasant That I snorted 10 grams of cocaine so I could name myself Pat and have people sing a song called"Pat is gay"
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.