When you begin to truly smell how awful your McDonald's breath is while everyone around doesn't.. This is possible by donning a cylindrical glass space helmet with a circulator and walking down the middle school hallway whilst simultaneously talking to yourself out loud attempting to trigger innocent bystanders...
*Everyone is just minding themselves*
Toad Jar Moron passes by "hey bitches look at me cockworms I like gary trannis and big blue dildose in my spichole, I'm retarded!"
Nobody responds.
Toad Jar Moron continues further "BROD would any one of you put a rubbery slimey cyan phallus down my mouth, preferably neon big blu glow aura emitting cock you get one? I'M BEGGING YOU FUCKING DO IT I PLEAD.
After the silence has settled, Toad reverts to neutral and denies ever saying such things.
Toad Jar Moron passes by "hey bitches look at me cockworms I like gary trannis and big blue dildose in my spichole, I'm retarded!"
Nobody responds.
Toad Jar Moron continues further "BROD would any one of you put a rubbery slimey cyan phallus down my mouth, preferably neon big blu glow aura emitting cock you get one? I'M BEGGING YOU FUCKING DO IT I PLEAD.
After the silence has settled, Toad reverts to neutral and denies ever saying such things.
by Hailey the Blondey October 12, 2022
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