To be off 

To be unpleased by an event, which leaves with a certain amount of insatisfaction for the rest of your day.

I was supposed to go on a date with this amazing girl tomorrow, she cancelled because she had too much work to do. I am so off. That's probably the best definition of "to be off", since you're really excited, but get taken your fun away suddenly.

To be off by TheJuiceBox666 December 5, 2020

to be off your sacks 

To be a trifle touched in the head.

You've got to be off your sacks

to be off your sacks by peteinoz June 5, 2007

To be fresh off the plane on them Zaytiggys 

To literally or metaphorically return with renewed energy and new plans after facing a sudden life-changing experience.

I just got kicked out of Marquette, but hopefully it is not too late to enroll at Butler University. Once I get accepted, I am going to be fresh off the plane on them Zaytiggys.

To be fresh off the plane on them Zaytiggys by Jethopper May 4, 2020

to smoke off/ to be smoked off 

Blow Job To have ones cock sucked as if it were a cigarette.

Damn that bitch just mother fuckin' smoked me off! That was alright!

to smoke off/ to be smoked off by ol, pappy January 25, 2005

to be out off sb eyes and ears 

To do something secretly, privately to avoid controversy, disputation, or attention of a certain person, group, organization, company, etc...

1. "We need to secretly do this as carefully as possible, to be out off the eyes and ears of the people!"

^"People" in here could be the public or something like that and "we" here could be celebrities or any officials or thieves smt like that.
2."I got caught by my parents while buying CD games! Now I can't get/be out off my parents' eyes and ears!"
^In here "I" is the one who's talking, and the parent is the talker's dad and mom. In this situation, the talker is implying that his parent is now paying attention to him more so he doesn't do something that they don't want to, and their eyes and ears will always be there for him.

to be out off sb eyes and ears !

to be out off sb eyes and ears by Guroscape March 16, 2024

you got to be yanking my dick off 

A similar expression to, "you got to be kidding me!" But better.

Harris-"Dude, I forgot my keys in my car!"
Timothy-"You got to be yanking my dick off! Again?!"

you got to be yanking my dick off by Ron Swanson... December 23, 2017

Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day. 

The phrase you say when you when an un-completeness of turtle watching.

Friend 1: Hey I saw a Turtle in the parking lot!

Friend 2: Where is it?!

Friend 1: Theres no Turtle I needed to get your attention.

Friend 2: Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day.

Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day. by ghoul138 May 9, 2011