To Moses

To moses (sth)

Pulling something out/Drawing out sth Definition was made by the book of Torah first. The name Moses comes from a Hebrew word: Pulling out/Drawing out. It has to be used with the object in the sentence.

-I want to moses that shit out of my house
+are you talking about me?

To Moses by fişeQ September 6, 2022

Come to Moses Moment 

A phrase commonly used as a replacement in business terms utilized by non-Christians as a replacement for the common terminology "Come to Jesus Moment". First used by two non-gentile software engineers July 15th 2024.

We were trying to solve this issue but the vendor was not in agreement. It's time for a come to Moses moment.

Come to Moses Moment by anonymous July 15, 2024

Come to Moses Moment 

A phrase commonly used as a replacement in business terms utilized by non-Christians as a replacement for the common terminology "Come to Jesus Moment". First used by two non-gentile software engineers July 15th 2024.

We were trying to solve this issue but the vendor was not in agreement. It's time for a come to Moses moment.

Come to Moses Moment by anonymous July 15, 2024

The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")... 

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...

The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")... by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? 

Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.

Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"

Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"

Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"

What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? by Hym Iam May 27, 2024

snap mokes to the dome 

To engage in the act of smoking cannabis and tobacco in a mixed-media format through a water pipe, ensuring to combust the readily available loaded material completely, and breathe the all vapors created quickly thereafter in one large inhalation with none escaping

Why Rutheford, how dare you snap mokes to the dome using the fine marijuana I procured from my specialty physician just a fortnight hence!

snap mokes to the dome by notcocoloco October 31, 2019

I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester 

"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.

Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*

I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester by scodder November 15, 2012