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tittytwister

the act of twisting someone's nipple severly enough to sometimes leave bruises or marks around the nipple. often followed by screams of pain from the victim.
kid:you bitch!
*gives tittytwister*

bitch: fuck man that hurt like a mother fucking flibbler!!
tittytwister by e to the izzo December 16, 2007
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Tittytwister

A action where a guy abuses a women by twisting her titties
Wow he's a real Tittytwister
Tittytwister by Phairy Pharm November 8, 2017

Titty Twister 

To twist somebodies nipple using your fingers with force.

Or applying any device than can pinch a human's nipples that spins.
That shit idiot put a power drill chuck on his nipple and got the worst Titty Twister that the emergency room has ever seen. The doc said it will probably wind up to be a mangled up Purple Nurple now.
Titty Twister by $hIti0T June 16, 2014

Tennessee Titty Twister 

The same grabbing and wrenching of an individual’s nipples as in a Texas Titty Twister except the Tennessee twister is strictly limited to grabbing and wrenching the nipples of a female family member.
I gave my sister a Tennessee Titty Twister last night. She got some big ol’ nips.

My uncle just reached around me and gave me a Tennessee Titty Twister.

2nd degree titty twister 

titty twister that may cause bleeding and permanent scars. Tongs are sometimes used.
Jeff gave zach a 2nd degree titty twister. zach must now wear casts on his nipples for the next 6 weeks.
2nd degree titty twister by davi10 October 1, 2006

Texas Titty Twister 

When someone grabs a nipple and twists the shit out of it.
You think a purple nurple is bad, you ought to get a Texas Titty Twister.

Titty Twister Tuesday 

Another fine game played in restaurants, in a similar manner as slap ball Sunday, only in this case on a Tuesday. The object of the game is simple, dole out as many titty twisters as possible. Until a girl initiates a titty twister it is taboo to give one to a girl. Generally there is a "hands only" rule so objects like tongs and forks cannot be used. Managers can be included into the game as well either by their consent or their administration of a titty twister. Anyone who can pull off the "double twist" (two at the same time, but not necessarily the same person) is considered immortal.
After repeatedly trying to whip my ass with a towel all week, I couldn't wait to wreak havoc on Bill's nipples on Titty Twister Tuesday.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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