titzophrenia

Titzophrenia is a mental disorder that makes it hard to: Tell the difference between what are real and not real tits; Think clearly about tits; Have normal emotional responses towards tits; Act normally in social situations pertaining to tits. Persons with titzophrenia may have problems with thinking, emotions, or behavior such as: bizarre behaviors, seeing tits that aren't real (hallucinations), thoughts that "jump" between different tits (loose associations), problems paying attention to things other than tits, or strongly held thoughts about tits that are not real (delusions).

Titzophrenia is a life-long illness with no curative treatment.

Titzophrenia cannot be prevented.

Childhood titzophrenia is rare.

Some people have suggested that titzophrenia might be made worse, or even caused by, an abnormal sensitivity to women.

by 2stainz May 3, 2013

Litzophrenia

When you wanna have fun but the voices have something else in mind

Dave: wanna come to my party?
Me: sure
The voices in my head: you are worthless, you are not good enough, kill yourself
Me: actually nevermind I have litzophrenia so i'll just sit in my room and cry

A play on the words lit and schizophrenia

by TheRebelGamez June 6, 2019

twitzophrenic

Talking to yourself on Twitter, or Tweeting with multiple personalities.

This dude responded to his own question that he posted on Twitter. He must be twitzophrenic.

by RoyAwesome April 22, 2009

Titsophrenia

The condition of seeing tits in places where tits are not present.

Some causes: Too much tit porn. A bad tit experience. Gynecomastia.

Treatments: Stop thinking about titties, and try to find penises. Penises are all around.

She needs to stop putting that vape pen between her breasts. She's gonna end up getting titsophrenia.

by nocharge December 13, 2023

Titsophrenia

The condition of seeing tits in places where tits are not present.

Some causes: Too much tit porn. A bad tit experience. Gynecosmastia.

Treatments: Stop thinking about titties and try to find penises. Penises are everywhere.

She better stop putting that vape pen between her breasts. She's been staring at her titties all day. She's gonna get titsophrenia.

As a survivor of titsophrenia, I agree. When I was addicted to weed I couldn't visit the farmers market for like a whole year.

by nocharge November 21, 2023

Twitzophrenic

Twitzo - idoits running multiple accounts with the sole malignant purpose of creating as much attention, chaos and bad feeling as possible regardless of consequence.

How many fucking accounts has he got, he’s a twitzophrenic

by Cultofknobheads January 22, 2021