Tit-off

Verb; An engagement, usually involving two or more females, that involves a fight to the death only using their boobs. Purpose is to determine who has the superior tits.

See also: Booby-Battle, Mammary-Massacre, Areola-Campare-E-Ola, Double D-structuion, Titty-Takedown.

Antonyms: Sword Fighting

Greg: Dude, Bethany and Annie are about to have a tit off!
Mark: Awesome, I love tit-offs!
Stephen: Did I overhear you guys talking about a tit-off?

Greg: Yeah, would you like to go to the tit-off?
Stephen: Of course I want to go to the tit-off.
Mark: Cool, let's go to the tit-off!
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Tit-off by Word Wizards, LLC February 5, 2017

tit me off 

To make someone laugh excesively

You really tit me off dude!

tit me off by mrsquiggles141 February 14, 2017

get off my tit 

is used to replace the following: leave me alone, quit bugging me about it, anytime you feel you have had enough!

LoserA: When are you going to finish sharpie'ing your skateboard.
LoserB: when i have time
LoserA: When are you going to finish sharpie'ing your skateboard, dude??
LoserB: GET OFF MY TIT.

get off my tit by LoserB December 13, 2009

off the tit 

to have fallen out of favor

"Back on the tit" means to be back in favor.

I might have just made this up.

He really screwed up. He's off the tit now.

He gave her flowers and said he's sorry. He's back on the tit now.

off the tit by Gabriel Velasco December 7, 2006

Living off the government tit 

Literally, a low life that is able bodied, yet lives off government assistance. I.E. Welfare, WIC, Food Stamps etc. etc.

In the film Forrest Gump, Forrest asks Lt. Dan what he's doing now when he sees him for the first time after they arrive home. Lt. Dan, who has lost both legs and is confined to a wheelchair, states, "Living off the government tit."

The phrase is a reference to Lt. Dan's receiving a monthly stipen for the loss of his lower limbs.

In recent years, the term has a negative connotation and is often used to describe healthy welfare recipients that are able to work but choose not to because they are satisfied with their welfare checks for doing nothing.

The people living off the government tit are the largest voter pool for the democratic party.

Living off the government tit is free ride for people who realize government cheese is preferable to gainful employment.

Living off the government tit by keifermail July 12, 2009

the tit offensive 

Pun on Tet offensive. Phrase defining the backlash created in 2004 when thousands of people were outraged by the showing of a semi-clad breast by Ms. Janet Jackson on the Super Bowl half-time show.

The Janet Jackson super bowl fiasco has become such an issue that now can be called the "Tit Offensive".

the tit offensive by Mr. Tinkertrain March 3, 2004

Titoffofme 

A redneck term for a mastectomy.

"I've got cancer in this bitch will you please cut this tit off of me" #titoffofme

Titoffofme by Supergirl 83 February 3, 2019