'the tit-theory' states that when a male or females mammary glands are disturbed instant gratification is received by both the clutched and the touched, leading to the muscles on both ends of the mouth to flex uncontrollably.
even the hardest nigga on the block will react 'happily' even when he says 'he going to shoot you', when you apply the tit theory on him.
by Qaxoohit October 4, 2009
The theory states that women with larger breasts contain more estrogen. (Estrogen is the hormone that makes women feminine. The more estrogen they have, the more feminine they are, i.e. the larger their breasts get.) It claims that because of the increase in estrogen, they are more emotionally unstable, more dramatic, and more insecure. Men that are attracted to big breasted women have to deal with an enormous amount of drama and chaos in their relationships.
Hey dude, have you heard of the Big Tit Theory?
Dude1: Dude how come every relationship I'm in is always so chaotic and dramatic?
Dude2: Don't you usually like to date big breasted women?
Dude1: Yeah, so?
Dude2: Well then the reason why your relationships are always dramatic and chaotic is because of the Big Tit Theory.
Dude1: Dude how come every relationship I'm in is always so chaotic and dramatic?
Dude2: Don't you usually like to date big breasted women?
Dude1: Yeah, so?
Dude2: Well then the reason why your relationships are always dramatic and chaotic is because of the Big Tit Theory.
by najack60 January 30, 2018