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Tinton Falls 

PTA MOM CENTRAL...the place where mom jeans come to die!
(tinton falls)hey susan! did u go shopping??
no karen, i had no time...little bobby had a soccer game, baseball tryouts a karate tournement, and i had a pta meeting...
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Tinton Falls 

Central NJ, just west of Long Branch, largely characterized by preppy white kids pretending to be black or ghetto, very few of which ever make it out of mommy and daddy's house...college success rate of 1/5....good indication of Tinton Falls residency is that if you actually make it to college, someone who really is black kicks your sorry ass for trying to be.
Yo Yo Yo....what up homey g funk?

Tinton Falls Middle School 

A middle school often referred to as ghetto. 99% of the people in this school are Caucasian. Everyone is basic, you don't see any boy being an eboy. Or any girl being an egirl. It's just basic white people mixed with a little bit of hispanics and blacks. People here try too hard to fit in, not wanting to fit out. There are new couples every week, people break up and then get back together.
"OMG! Tinton Falls Middle School is so gross and ghetto."
"I heard that the boys in Tinton Falls Middle School are super hot!"

Tinton Falls Middle School 

some bum ass school made up of caucasians trying to be black and 2 black people who gave nobody the n-word pass. all girls wear 15 layers of mascara and only hollister jeans. who ever put that there are no 'e-children' - get a life u bum 8th grader.
What school do you go to?
Tinton Falls Middle School
Oh... so you're delusional..
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
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