Tinklesnuff

The act of sniffing cocaine off of another man's penis

"hey, was that party fun? I co lent make it"

"aw yah dude, it was great. People are telling me i did a lot of tinklesnuff while i was drunk. Don't regret none of it, just wish i got a tinklesnuff back as a reward for pleasuring him with my sweet nostrils of love"

"ok wait, now you're gettin weird"

"what? I can give you some tinkle snuff. I'll even blow ya if ya want"

"STOP, I DON'T WANT ANY TINKLESNUFF"

"...fine"

Tinklesnuff by Tinklesnuff May 29, 2017

Tinklepuff 

Tînk'-el-puf (noun) The act of a man and woman sharing a simultaneous evacuation of bladders into a common toilet. Specifically, the woman sits on the toilet and urinates in the traditional fashion, and the man stands facing her while urinating between her legs.

The purpose of this arrangement is to encourage efficiently of time and facility use. The name originates from the concatenation of the pet names of the inventors.

Traditionally, the invitation to perform a tinklepuff is either accepted or rejected immediately and without deep consideration.

The couple wanted to return to the party as quickly as possible, so their only choice for going to the bathroom was to perform a tinklepuff.

"Sweety, let's tinklepuff before we go out; do you have to go now?"

Tinklepuff by FlexGunship February 27, 2017