Tinderise

To swipe left or right on a person in real life in your mind when you first meet them.

I tinderise every girl I meet, it is a really bad habit.

by loca rush January 30, 2018

Tinderise

To swipe left or swipe right on a person in real life, in your mind, when you meet them for the first time.

I always tinderise a girl when I meet her, its a really bad habit.

by loca rush January 28, 2018

Tinderizing

Fostering multiple relationships at the same time, that all began from a simple Tinder swipe, while ignoring the rest of the outside world.

Everyone in the room laughed at the joke except for Jon because he was too busy tinderizing.

by Huffnstuff January 1, 2015

Tintersection

New, hip name for a T-intersection, used by cool kids,,, AND their grandmas.

Brooke- “hey Anthony, turn left at the T-intersection”
Anthony- “you mean a tintersection?”

Brooke- “oh yeah I guess you’re right, thanks Anthony!”

by Melody brown 2.0 October 3, 2019

tinderfishing

The act of passing off a picture of an attractive (sexy) person as a picture of you to troll people on tinder.

Kirk: Look at this hot girl I've been texting with on tinder! We might hook up this weekend.

Me: Do a reverse image search, it's probably some guy tinderfishing.

by Spoondingo August 26, 2014

Brown Eye Tenderizer

Brown eye tenderizer- someone that likes to have their anus or brown eye, repeatedly assaulted by a fist.

Brown eye tenderizer. That guy really likes his asshole punched. He is a fan of the brown eye tenderizer.

by GravyTrain2231 February 18, 2020

Meat Tenderizer

Once commonly used as a kitchen utensil for tenderizing meat, the meat tenderizer now plays a large part in homosexul deviance, and has even become commonly accepted in heterosexual practices. In most cases, a man or woman will repeatedly smash his or her partner's balls, penis or grundle. In some instances, smashing of the clitoris, labia or nose may occur. The use of meat tenderizers during sexual encounters leads to heightened sexual arousal, and is considered a remedy for erectile dysfunction and failing marriages.

Ben: "Tom, why do you have a meat tenderizer hanging up next to your collection of huge double-sided dildos?"

Tom: "Actually, Ben, the meat tenderizer is one of my favorite sex toys. I like it when Gary smashes me in the balls with it and calls me the ugliest trannie he's ever seen. Then he sodomizes me with the back end of it and makes me smell it."

by Frank Giuffrida December 12, 2006