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Tinder Finger

An overdeveloped and fatigued thumb caused by the left to right waggle of ones thumb whilst using the dating app tinder in search of clunge. Warning, could lead to arthritis in later life.
Dave: "I totally gave myself tinder finger searching for local snatch last night"
John: "Dude your finger banging days are done"
Tinder Finger by SnatchGod November 13, 2013

Tinder Finger

The act of habitually swiping one's index finger left on the Tinder app even if you meant to swipe right.
"Dammit! That guy was hot but my tinder finger betrayed me!"
"No! I swiped left! I hate this tinder finger!"
Tinder Finger by Hipster fox October 17, 2014

Tinder Finger

Swiping left so frequently on the Tinder app that you accidentally swipe left to someone you thought was attractive and instantly regret it.
Person 1: F*ck! Tinder finger!
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: They were really hot but I kept swiping left so I swiped the hot person left too. Ugh, can I get them back?
Person 2: Nope...Tinder finger strikes again.
Tinder Finger by sotheysay December 11, 2014

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026