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Tinder Surprise 

An unplanned baby arising from an internet date.
After a night of unprotected sex with an internet date, he received a most unwelcome call announcing an unexpected and entirely unplanned baby: Tinder Surprise!
Tinder Surprise by bakermouse January 4, 2016
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tinder surprise 

Meeting up with someone you matched with on Tinder. However they are the not the person you expect and end up being twice your age with no front teeth.
John: Met up with a match from Tinder the other day
Ben: What was she like?
John: He was 50 and was wearing his birthday suit. It was a Tinder Surprise alright!
tinder surprise by BkS December 2, 2013

tinder surprise 

finding a match on the fore mentioned dating site and arranging a date only to discover the person looks nothing like their profile picture and you feel a tad cheated
" bloody hell what a right tinder surprise i had there :O she had hands like chip shovels "
tinder surprise by pethead March 31, 2016

Tinder Surprise 

When you get a message on tinder and it's a dick pic
"I was on tinder last night when I got a little tinder surprise by some creep called Melvin!"

Tinder Surprise 

A tinder surprise is when you match with someone on tinder and their first message is an unsolicited dick pic/pussy pic. Like a kinder surprise except instead of a toy you get unwanted genetalia
Yo i matched with this awesome girl on tinder but i got a tinder surprise.
Tinder Surprise by Seantc16 August 12, 2017

tinder egg surprise

A person on tinder who lies about their age. Usually they are upfront about it and indicate that no, they are "actually 17" when their age is set to 22.
Alyssa: Just swiped right on a tinder egg surprise! Is that wrong of me?
Jen: Well, you've always been a cradle robber!
tinder egg surprise by taerc August 12, 2015
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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