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Timewaving 

When someone lives their life like people in the past would. Say someone from the 2020s was living the life of someone who lived in the 1950. Using the same technology, clothing and anything else that was used during the specific time they choose. Literally waving themselves into a time that is long gone.
"I live a glamourous 1980s lifestyle, even though I was born in the 2020s, everything I use is authentic 1980s. This is me Timewaving myself into the life of someone who lived in the 1980s"
Timewaving by Zukai March 11, 2024
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timewarping 

A term describing a special skill developed by some wherein a person devises a way to perceive time that fits their own needs while generally being a source of anger and frustration to those who must live or work with them.
She has mastered the art of timewarping and because she is a hands-down genius, we allow her to get away with it.
timewarping by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020
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tidlewaving

when two people sit in a bath, one of the recipients shits onto the surface of the water and using a wave like motions guides the log into the others mouth without the shit sinking. if the shit sinks it must be removed from the bath by drinking all the bathwater over a period of days
lets get in the bath for some tidlewaving
tidlewaving by Big Ant May 24, 2006

timeyaing 

if you're timeyaing you're acting like a crazy person
omg why are you timeyaing so much
timeyaing by ingybingy April 14, 2023

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026