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Timewaving 

When someone lives their life like people in the past would. Say someone from the 2020s was living the life of someone who lived in the 1950. Using the same technology, clothing and anything else that was used during the specific time they choose. Literally waving themselves into a time that is long gone.
"I live a glamourous 1980s lifestyle, even though I was born in the 2020s, everything I use is authentic 1980s. This is me Timewaving myself into the life of someone who lived in the 1980s"
Timewaving by Zukai March 11, 2024
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timewarping 

A term describing a special skill developed by some wherein a person devises a way to perceive time that fits their own needs while generally being a source of anger and frustration to those who must live or work with them.
She has mastered the art of timewarping and because she is a hands-down genius, we allow her to get away with it.
timewarping by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

tidlewaving

when two people sit in a bath, one of the recipients shits onto the surface of the water and using a wave like motions guides the log into the others mouth without the shit sinking. if the shit sinks it must be removed from the bath by drinking all the bathwater over a period of days
lets get in the bath for some tidlewaving
tidlewaving by Big Ant May 24, 2006

timeyaing 

if you're timeyaing you're acting like a crazy person
omg why are you timeyaing so much
timeyaing by ingybingy April 14, 2023
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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