According to C. "Roast Beef" Kazenzakis of Achewood fame (www.achewood.com), the Minnesota Timeline is when you see the same lady in two completely different internet photo sets and you notice that she has the same shoes on. Presumably, this could apply to videos as well.
Instances of the Minnesota Timeline were fairly rare prior to the advent of internet connectivity and the mass of pornography sites it brought with it.
by C. Kazenzakis September 12, 2004
Using the internet to track someones weight gain (typically from average to fat to obese) over a period of time.
Going on Facebook finding an array of pictures to track the weight gain of a female friend or acquaintance over time and so generate a fat-timeline using the results.
by rhob888 October 3, 2011
An acknowledgement that we’re living in The Darkest Timeline, where satirical article concepts and titles formerly championed by The Onion are every-day, real-life news stories.
I just saw a Fox News chyron that read “TRUMP: YOU CAN’T IMPEACH SOMEBODY ‘DOING A GREAT JOB’ “ - another poignant reminder that we’re living in the Onioniest Timeline.
by #ai August 31, 2018
A 5th dimensional occurrence; a time/space continuum of reality as the perfect experience of connection to Source, the Original Creator of All that Is. The continuous experience of ever-present Love thematically expressed, shared and represented in every Moment, every Creation and every Relationship.
Presence on the Loving Timeline brings about feelings of Joy, Gratitude, Compassion, Bliss... Grace with ease in all situations... Brilliant inspiration with follow through to complete fruition and success.
Living fully in the garden of Heaven on Earth...
Presence on the Loving Timeline brings about feelings of Joy, Gratitude, Compassion, Bliss... Grace with ease in all situations... Brilliant inspiration with follow through to complete fruition and success.
Living fully in the garden of Heaven on Earth...
Through diligent forgiveness and release she was able to activate the Loving Timeline.
The Lawyer could tell his meditation practice was working when the Loving Timeline opened to him this morning presenting a peaceful resolution and winning solution for ALL involved parties.
The Lawyer could tell his meditation practice was working when the Loving Timeline opened to him this morning presenting a peaceful resolution and winning solution for ALL involved parties.
by theBuffaloDiaries December 9, 2010
The acknowledgement that this version of the multi-verse is the standard by which all other timelines consider the worst option.
"So every Republican sprung into action to replace a feminist icon, so they can ban abortion, while the relief bill has stalled because its too generous."
"We are the worst timeline."
"We are the worst timeline."
by Perringaiden September 22, 2020
Someone that constantly induces silence at online communities (twitter, facebook etc.) by sharing content that is totally detached from what the majority of the audience expects.
Typical silencers include: porn, pain and pain associated with porn.
Typical silencers include: porn, pain and pain associated with porn.
@christiansrcool says: What a beautiful morning! at 08:27
@normalguy27 says: Damn! Burnt my pancakes again. at 08:28
@ timeline silencer says: Crime took my face. It forgot to take my knives. I´m coming for you! at 08:31
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@anothernormalguy says: is google out? at 08:45
@normalguy27 says: Damn! Burnt my pancakes again. at 08:28
@ timeline silencer says: Crime took my face. It forgot to take my knives. I´m coming for you! at 08:31
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@anothernormalguy says: is google out? at 08:45
by terminal1 July 6, 2010
signing on to facebook and making the horrifying discovery that, despite your protests, your profile has been switched over to the new timeline.
me: "so i hear everyone's getting automatically switched to timeline over the next few weeks, whether we like it or not. this is pure timeline rape."
antoine dodson: "they's rapin' errybody out here!"
antoine dodson: "they's rapin' errybody out here!"
by MalaMackice August 8, 2012