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Timecheck

The act of first, checking the time and then periodically glacing at the clock, only to find that drastically less time has pass than you thought.

Common in potheads
Oh my god, since our last timecheck, it's only been 3 minutes! *gasp*
by StonerKman May 21, 2018
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Timeclock Email

When a super-keener at work sends an email to a co-worker or boss to show how late they've stayed at work. The content of the email is usually non-essential or downright frivolous.
Email sent at 6:45- "Hi Boss, just an update on the to-do list you gave me - it's now complete" "Thanks for the Timeclock Email underling."
by Leafsblowgoats July 30, 2010
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Time Check

When you expect or thought you felt a text or a phone call, but instead you just got either an alert for a game, or nothing at all. You then feel embarrassed and read the time aloud, as if that was your true intention.
She checked her phone expecting to see a text from her friend. Nothing. "The time is 3:37," she read to her sibling who was watching her. She had successfully pulled off a "Time Check."
by Not Who You Might Think August 20, 2013
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TimeShock

The frenzied state of being when one realizes that they're running late for any given event or destination. A sudden frantic, worried, and anxious burst of energy in reaction to a lapse in time. A person who hurries without notice.
She looked at the clock and the next thing I know timeshock took over her as she sped out of the house.
by Intune2U November 27, 2011
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Timeclock

A very cringy user on gamefaq who nobody besides his friends likes. Has been banned about 7 times and hated upon the splatoon 2 board. Very ignorant too.

Made the first timeclock account when he was 11 and stupidly got his first ban from saying he would get himself banned. His first topic was a topic about it raining crystals on the end of the world board, and had a terrible bio. Was a constant pest and always had a grudge against polaricy and gearrandom.
Timeclock is a idiot who makes self-depriving jokes
by Just A User October 3, 2019
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timeclock

A contraption one devises around age eight. Usually found in small private schools on the western seaboard.
"time goes by so very strangely....won't you make a timeclock with me now....tick tock...tick tock...tick tick tick...tock tock.... how do you tell time? Please tell me"
by karit May 27, 2003
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Timeclocked

When a co-worker pisses you off, and at clock-out you rush to the time clock just BARELY ahead of her, wait until a crowd surrounds her (blocking her in), and then you CLOCK, FART AND RUN! Trapping her in the crowd JUST soaking up that wonderful fragrance filled with LOVE! (Also referred to as TIMECLOCKING)
"ML pissed SB OFF! Did you smell that crap when SB TIMECLOCKED her? I thought my face would MELT!"
by SMALLSSBAKER January 5, 2017
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