Tim-Hard-On

The erection given in anticipation or sheer excitement of going to Tim Hortons.
Dude, me and my friends were headed for Tim Hortons the other day, I had such a Tim-Hard-On.
by PBandJames November 03, 2011
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Tim's Hard Lemonade

Mix a Mike's Hard Lemonade with 2oz of Gin
Craig: Hey fag, is that a Mike's Hard Lemonade?
You: No man.
Craig: Gin and Tonic?
You: Nope. It's a Tim's Hard Lemonade, bitch.
by TimB1896 January 18, 2009
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