A more or less Official measurement of time equal to the amount of time it takes for everything to be over.
Timinutes are the largest valid conceivable measurements of time.
It can be used to represent the end of time as nothing comes after it.
Timothy: I'll be right back! Wait for me!
Frazier: Let's not wait for Timothy, it'll be a Timinute before he gets back.
Julie: You're right, we can't let Tim ruin our Experience!
Kate: He always takes a Timinute.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).