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Tim Horton's

Canadian coffee and doughnut franchise named after the hockey player. Now a multimillion dollar business, and a staple of Canadian culture.

The coffee has a distinct flavour, which keeps customers coming back. There is an urban legend that Tim's puts nicotine in the coffee, but this has been debunked. Also known for their timbits which are cheap bite sized donuts.
Bob : Hey hoser, let's go get some Tim Horton's before we go to the hockey game.

Doug : I can't, eh? I have to take the dogsled in for repairs.

Tim Horton's

1. A very large and powerful franchise in Canada that celebrated 40 years of serving hot beverages and breakfast in 2004. Tim Horton's popularity is similar to that of Starbucks in the USA.
Man, everywhere I go there is a Tim Horton's on every corner.
Tim Horton's by Jaywalker July 10, 2005

Tim Horton's

Located throughout Canada, Tim Horton's locales are the unofficial HQ for the VPD and other Canadian police.
Canadian criminal: I can't sleep, what shall we do?
Visitor criminal: let's rob a Tim Horton's, they're always open!
Canadian criminal: hahahaha!
Visitor criminal: .. no?
Tim Horton's by jimleanbeefbean June 28, 2009

Tim Horton's

A place where Canadians flock to (almost like birds) every day to smoke their darts(cigarettes) & get a good ol' cup of Timmie's coffee!
Hey! Wanna go meet Jim-Bob at Tim Horton's and smoke a dart or two while we drink our Timmie's??

Tim Horton's Crew 

The name for the group of low-lifes, deadbeats, high school dropouts, druggies etc. that hang around Tim Horton's restaurants all day long!

AKA: T.H.C.
Person 1: "Look at those people sitting there"
Person 2: "Yeah they're the T.H.C."
Person 1: "What's T.H.C."
Person 2" "Tim Horton's Crew"

Person 1 & 2: "What Losers!"
Tim Horton's Crew by JoTySmith November 21, 2010

Tim Hortons 

A cult religion based on caffeine and baked goods. I swear they put something in that coffee.
I won't be able to make it through this morning without my Tim Hortons.
Tim Hortons by Beth Robertson November 7, 2003
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