Timónize: A process which reduces someone's ability to use logic and critical thinking. After Timónization, the individual begins to act like Timón from Timón and Pumba (The Lion King), vapidly degenerating in their ability to form their own ideas, and believes the regurgitation of other people's thoughts is their free thinking.
Simba: Let's go play in the elephant grave yard!
Pumba: I don't think so Simba, that's dangerous...
Simba: I laugh in the face of danger ahahaha.
Timón: I read all the studies, danger isn't real, come to think of it on my own; I laugh in the face of danger ahahaha.
Mufasa: Don't timónize this please. Everything the light touches is our Kingdom, but over their, that's the elephant graveyard, do not go play in the elephant graveyard.
Timón: I'm not going to listen to the lion hierarchy attempting to control me and strip me of my freedoms. This totalitarian patriarchy can't control me.
Mufasa: Simba, I beg you, don't be timónized, I will die if you go play in the elephant graveyard.
Pumba: I don't think so Simba, that's dangerous...
Simba: I laugh in the face of danger ahahaha.
Timón: I read all the studies, danger isn't real, come to think of it on my own; I laugh in the face of danger ahahaha.
Mufasa: Don't timónize this please. Everything the light touches is our Kingdom, but over their, that's the elephant graveyard, do not go play in the elephant graveyard.
Timón: I'm not going to listen to the lion hierarchy attempting to control me and strip me of my freedoms. This totalitarian patriarchy can't control me.
Mufasa: Simba, I beg you, don't be timónized, I will die if you go play in the elephant graveyard.
by Definitely not Marx Karlpepes October 03, 2021
