"Tigerjonesing" is a deep craving for a woman or women by a married or attached man. Derived from the word "jonesing", it can be compared to the cravings addicts have for their substance of choice. This word is directly inspired by Tiger Woods, famous Golf hero, who famously had a constant "Tigerjonesing" for all kinds of women... even though he was a married man, father of two, and trusted spokesperson for many big brands.
That single, gorgeous, interested, half-my-age woman is coming back to visit me. She has me TIGERJONESING for her... but I can't because I'm still 100 per cent loyal to my partner/wife.
adjective
1. characterized by or tending toward Tiger like aggression, speed, masculinity, or the like;
2. vigorously energetic, esp. in the use of initiative and forcefulness: an Tigernesness salesperson.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.