"Tigerjonesing" is a deep craving for a woman or women by a married or attached man. Derived from the word "jonesing", it can be compared to the cravings addicts have for their substance of choice. This word is directly inspired by Tiger Woods, famous Golf hero, who famously had a constant "Tigerjonesing" for all kinds of women... even though he was a married man, father of two, and trusted spokesperson for many big brands.
That single, gorgeous, interested, half-my-age woman is coming back to visit me. She has me TIGERJONESING for her... but I can't because I'm still 100 per cent loyal to my partner/wife.
adjective
1. characterized by or tending toward Tiger like aggression, speed, masculinity, or the like;
2. vigorously energetic, esp. in the use of initiative and forcefulness: an Tigernesness salesperson.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.