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tiger tank 

Formally known as the Panzer VI Tiger, all you really need to know is that if you were an Allied soldier in WW2 and you saw one and didn't have 5 buddies in Shermans you were royally f*cked. This beast packs in 100mm of armor compared to a Sherman's wimpy-ass 75mm. Also its packing a badass longass 88mm gun thats 16 feet long compared to a Sherman's 75mm like 3 foot gun. Ya know those flak 88s so famous in the war? Well the tiger's gun is one of those things. Ya, beastly. Even scarier, the guys in these monsters were the best in the German army, so "Tiger ace" is short for "Best of the Best tank commander, prepare to have your ass f*cked off". This is the tank that carried Michael Wittman on his massive killing spree at Villiers-Bocage. He went 54-0. Hell that's more than most people get in videogames, try that in real life.
Tank dude1: HOT DAMN ITS A MOTHERF*CKING TIGER TANK RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
Tank dude2: Nah we can take it watch me... WTF my shell just bounced off it!
BOOM
Tank dude 1: OMG that thing just pwned my buddy! I'm gtfoing!
BOOM
Tiger dude: Tiger confirming two kills.
tiger tank by Tiger commander January 26, 2007
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Tiger Tank 

The Panzerkampfwagen was a heavy tank and for some reason seen as the only tank in the German Army which is also seen as the best tank in the world which honestly isn't true this tank in early war It was pretty good out ranging its enemies and being able to TANK a few hits, but in mid war its non-slopped armor was really catching up the Tiger still it's 88mm was holding his own in late war this thing was shit.
Person 1: I LOVE TIGER TANK!!11!!!!!!!!11!!1ONE!111!1 IT'S SO GOOD OMGGGGGGGGGGGG
Person 2: King tiger maybe lmao Tiger I sucked the Panther was better, so was the King Tiger for it was FUCKING SLOPED

Tiger (tank) 

A name for a boxy german war machine that is big and kill other boxy boi's
Churchill: "What do u call a boxy war machine made by your men?"
Hitler -driving a Tiger (tank): "Go ask this boi yourself!"
Tiger (tank) by Something fishy October 22, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026