tie Guy

The legend. He wears a tie to mask his identity, only his true friends know him... Some fear him, but all respect him. He is the man with the power, the man who must wear his tie at all times to persuade and father a following. He is the shit.

Person 1: hey, who's that doode with the tie?

Person 2: oh.. That's tie Guy, watch out for him..

tie Guy by tie Guy dos August 22, 2010

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tie guy

That one office guy in any given bachelor party movie scene who's gotten shitfaced, taken his tie & wrapped it around his head, at times shown with kiss marks all over his face.

- I'm appearing in the latest Kate Hudson movie!!
- As her love interest??
- No.....as the tie guy..

tie guy by catfight12 January 12, 2009

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Related Words

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Guy in a tie syndrome

Guy in a tie syndrome is when a Karen or Karen adjacent person asks to see a male employee, even if they are less experienced than a female employee.

That lady has guy in a tie syndrome!

Guy in a tie syndrome by Meznight July 26, 2024

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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