thunderblast

The act of shotgunning an energy drink (preferably a Monster) so that you drink an entire energy drink in 5 or so seconds.

Inspired by the TV show "Human Giant," Where there is a fictional energy drink called Thunderblast that caused a heart explosion.

Ryan: Let's get some Monsters and thunderblast!
John: Hell Yeah!
Pat: I don't want to, my stomach doesn't feel good.
John: Don't be a pussy Pat.
Ryan: Yeah if we're thunderblasting, you are too.
Pat: Fine.

by Ryan Cast May 19, 2008

Thunderbastard

A football goal scored usually from long-range with high degrees of velocity and power.

Metgod's free kick against West Ham in 1986 was an absolute thunderbastard of a strike. Probably the thunderbastard of all thunderbastards.

by pascalious March 1, 2013

Thunderbuster

An incredibly intense thrust during intercourse. Known to leave the reciever incapacitated for quite some time.

After successive thunderbusters from last night, she wasn't able to walk to class in the morning.

by Ace_Go_Blue October 16, 2009

Thunderbastard

In football parlance, a screamer of a goal struck from distance with a high degree of power leaving the goalkeeper no chance.

That Jay Rodriguez for Burnley scored a Thunderbastard of a goal past the hapless David De Gea of Man Utd. (Cue mass exodus of Man Utd fans from Old Trafford}

by Kebabob January 23, 2020

Thunderbeast

Also knows as Brandon Jacobs, running back for the New York giants. He is not 100% human. Brandons Jacob's true origins are unknown, but top scholars believe he could be one of 4 things.

1. Half Human, Half Horse

2. Half Human, Half Gorilla

3. Half Human, Half Locomotive

4. Brandon Jacobs is really Sasquatch

Football Fan: Holy duece did you see Thunderbeast obliterate Laron Landry the other night? He completely ran him over.

Scrotebag: Who is Thunderbeast?

Football Fan: I hate you so much.

by JFleeg October 27, 2008

thunderbation

The act of loud noises whilst masturbating

Were you doing a little thunderbation last night?

by djarm67 July 24, 2009

Thunderblazed

The act of attacking another player(s) in a MMORPG by using non-agressive monsters and ultimately failing.

Hey I heard that Rix Thunderblazed Merak's party in the forest.

by Devmani September 7, 2005