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Thunder Run 

A high speed military convoy utilising heavy weapons, armoured vehicles and offensive tactics to reach a destination, most likely along a route of extreme danger. The strength, speed and intensity of the attack, coupled with the use of formidable weapons and equipment quickly overruns the surprised defending force.
The 3rd United States Infantry Division made use of the Thunder Run tactic to seize Baghdad from Iraqi forces, on the 5th of April 2003
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Thunder Run 

Getting a 24 pack of Dr. Thunder from walmart, then shaking the cans and throwing them out the window of a speeding car. Usually mailboxes and signs are the targets, but Dr. Thunders can also be thrown at cars and pedestrians.
1: Hey, wanna go for a thunder run?

2: Yea, let me go to walmart and get some more people

1: but my car cannot fit 4 people.

2: who cares, the more the merrier on a Thunder Run.
Thunder Run by paco789456 July 5, 2010

Thunder Run 

Having sexual intercourse twice with the same person in a short period of time.
"Last night, Leah and I went for a Thunder Run"
Thunder Run by IanR December 1, 2006

Thunder Runs 

Diarrhea acompanied by: Loud, Hard Farts, whose volume is intensified by the toilet bowl.
Jesus Christ!
What?
Did you hear Little Timmy in the Bathroom? It sounded like he had the Thunder Runs...
Thunder Runs by Marsexxxy23 March 12, 2010

Thunder Road running 

Thunder Road running is to drive fast down rural roads late at night, as the original Shine runners in Tennessee.
Thunder Road running down Highway 100 was the activity that spawned NASCAR.

Thundercunting 

1.) Chucking something with extreme force, and extremely precise, mostly meant to break objects the size of a hamster (organism.)

2.) An annoying sped bitch.
1.) Jesse absolutely thundercunting his hamster against a wall after losing a ranked match. It splattered all over his face with blood, instantly dying. It was funny as hell, but traumatizing for Tommy, his little brother.

2.) "You know Emily?"

"Yeah, that thundercunt?"
Thundercunting by 1rexie July 26, 2023

Cockwombling thundercunt 

The ultimate worst type of insult to be used to describe a person who believes themselves to be so self important that no one else even matters. To be called a cockwombling thundercunt you have done something so unbelievably selfish to truly piss someone off and even worse you dont even realise you've done anything wrong.
Hey, that Phil is a right selfish cockwombling thundercunt!