Thumb Bum 

Person who sends text messages rather then calling.

Jake: She just texts me and never calls cuz she doesn't wanna use up her minutes.

Kelly: She does the same to me. She's a real thumb bum.

Thumb Bum by MobiMan February 16, 2010

Thumb bum 

When you surprise someone by ramming your thumb up there chocolate star fish and then say nice to meet you 😋

That's a nice arse I can't wait to thumb bum it

Thumb bum by Mac Slac March 5, 2021

Thumb bum 

An occurrence when a "friend" or coworker asks for a free ride home.

Person 1: So, what part of town are you headed?

Person 2: I am going to the downtown area.

Person 1: I live near there! Do you mind giving me a ride home?

Person 2: No. I know you ask other employees the same favor. Quit being a thumb bum!

Thumb bum by Wrennfield August 19, 2022

the bum thumb chronicles 

fall 2004 movie project of "goldfinger inc." this movie was goldfinger inc.'s first ever documentary, in which justin feemster, gus karelis and andrew sewell attempted to find t.j. floyd who had disappeared, all the while exposing life in and around oak street in canton ohio U.S.A

"i liked norman the morman doorman, but my favorite gfi movie was the bumb thumb chronicles"

the bum thumb chronicles by justin feemster October 8, 2004

The ball bum thumb 

A type of infection that spreads to the thumb,
From running it up someone's ass, or possibly your own, thumb will swell, bum will swell, kid will cry!!!

Man I cant give Brad cant drive anymore, the ball bum thumb got him again!!!

The ball bum thumb by Uranus stinks February 7, 2019

sit around with her thumb up her bum and her mind in neutral

1) The art of mucking around and generally getting nothing done.
2) Description relevant to the most common state of teenagers when they leave school

Since Crissy left school, all she's done is sit around with her thumb up her bum and her mind in neutral

sit around with her thumb up her bum and her mind in neutral by jimsweirdnakedindianfriend November 30, 2009

Up ya bum with a rubber thumb 

Rhyming Slang

Like up ya nose with a rubber hose

Hey Suzie up ya bum with a rubber thumb

Up ya bum with a rubber thumb by KcnDave September 8, 2023