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Threesome Day

October 12th is the day for threesomes, the day where three sexy people get together and have sexual intercourse and outercourse.

All members of the threesome must reach an orgasm.
tony: hey what are your plans for tomorrow?

annie: well, tomorrow is October 12th which is threesome day but me and ellie haven’t found a sexy boy to join our threesome yet would you wanna join?

tony: fuck yeah!
Threesome Day by dj sev October 11, 2020

Threesome Day

October 13th is the day where three people get together and enjoy sexual intercourse and outercourse.
You mustn’t stop until all 3 people in the group have reached an orgasm.
tony: What are your plans for tomorrow?

annie: Well me and ellie were planning on taking part in threesome day but we haven’t found a sexy boy to join us. Would you wanna join us?

tony: fuck yeah!
Threesome Day by dj sev October 11, 2020

National Midget Threesome Day 

Couples straight and gay are encouraged to add a midget to their sexcapade . Midgets can be rented For short term events to perform various acts.. acts is a vague term .. midgets must also be fed, and treated with the utmost respect at all times. The vertically challenged adults act of 2016 stated that all vertically challenged adults be treated with respect while performing various sex acts and not spanked on their head during ejaculation ... and additionally will be payed a fair wage , as any regular vertical person would be payed ...
The National Midget Threesome Day is approaching honey , did you rent the midgets yet?

National Threesome Day 

A day when a girl gets tag-teamed by two guys
It’s National Threesome Day, let’s go have a threesome!
National Threesome Day by yayoitsme November 13, 2020

International Threesome Day 

International threesome day is celebrated on the 21st of January every year. This is when three individuals get together and have sexual intercourse.

April 18th National Threesome day 

April 18th men or women give your spouse a threesome day.
April 18th National threesome day honey let’s have a little fun.

National Threesome with your Sister and Mom day 

This holiday of joy is celebrated on 25th December. Have fun people!
Jeff: what you doing today bro?
Bro: What do you think it’s National Threesome with your Sister and Mom day
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