Three-Way Handshake 

n - a gripping and shaking of hands by three individuals, as to symbolize greeting, congratulation, agreement, or farewell. Awkwardly performed when one individual extends their arm forward to intiate the handshake procedure, but two other individuals both assume that they are soley the ones the gesture is performed toward, which results in an overlapping of the two's hands gripping the initial hand.

Guy #1: Sup guys?
Guy #2: Nothing much.
Girl #1: Haven't seen you in a while.
*Guy #1 extends an arm to initaite the handshake procedure*
*Guy #2 and Girl #1 both assume they are being asked for a handshake so they extend their arms overlapping, and firmly grip Guy #1's hand and release after a short skake*
*Guy #1 walks away*
Guy #2: That was awkward.
Girl #1: Did we just do a three-way handshake?

Three-Way Handshake by Gorillafaceoff June 8, 2011

Three-Way Handshake 

Three men form a triangle. One man reaches across the triangle and starts jerking one mans penis. The mans penis who is getting jerked reaches across and jerks off both men.

Hey want to go back to my place and have a Three-Way Handshake?

Three-Way Handshake by HoldenTudix May 5, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004