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Three Wise Men 

Come on now. It's when you put your three boys, (index, middle, ring finger) into your girl. Use your index to flip the switch in the girl. the middle and ring are in a 'come here' motion. Trust me, after performing this. You will be loved, adored and cared for some time. A REALLY LONG TIME. Hence why the three wise men are that, the wisest.
No need to say, "Hey, I just pulled a three wise men."
"How did she like it?"
"We woke up she bought me breakfast, shoes, clothes, and a spiffy new watch."
"No fucking way, with what again?"
"Mother fuckin' three wise men, yo."
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Three Wise Men 

Come on now. It's when you put your three boys, (index, middle, ring finger) into your girl. Use your index to flip the switch in the girl. the middle and ring are in a 'come here' motion. Trust me, after performing this. You will be loved, adored and cared for some time. A REALLY LONG TIME. Hence why the three wise men are that, the wisest.
No need to say, "Hey, I just pulled a three wise men."
"How did she like it?"
"We woke up she bought me breakfast, shoes, clothes, and a spiffy new watch."
"No fucking way, with what again?"
"Mother fuckin' three wise men, yo."

The Three Wise Men 

Jim Beam, Jack Daniels and Johnny Walker.
The three men you must invite when holding a cocktail party.
The Three Wise Men by J. BURTON September 8, 2005

three wisemen 

Two shots of whiskey, two shots of tequila, and two shots of vodka.
I passed out after taking two three wisemen.
three wisemen by Tim Trobbe May 6, 2006

The Three Wisemen 

For the three drugs that I’ll be needing by my bedside if I get the Cancer. (Morphy)Morphine (Fenty)Fentanyl And (Oxy)OxyContin
If I get the cancer, I’m gonna need The Three Wisemen sitting right next to my ass
The Three Wisemen by Brushyourhair August 26, 2018
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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