Thot waffles are the worst. Either you look like a thot or you're a thot waffle. They're mainly ugly and super easy to get with. Anyone with a thot waffle won't last very long, cause they text 6 other guys on the side! They are super irrelevant, but don't think so themselves. They also think they're popular. They're not. If you know a thot waffle, just drop em.
omg did you see him and his thot waffle girlfriend?
yeah they're not gonna last long. I hear she's talking to Chris too.
A low-key dick. Behaves in a dickish way over petty things for no other reason than that they're a twotwaffle. This is taken to the point where others look upon them as weak or pathetic.
G: Why has the milk been left out?
K: I'm making cereal.
G: YOU BETTER PUT IT BACK WHEN YOU'VE FINISHED WITH IT!
Everyone else: He's such a twotwaffle.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.