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Thot waffle 

A cunt that wants to act like a bitch
That how is a thot waffle
Thot waffle by Misslinds March 31, 2023

Thot waffle 

Thot waffles are the worst. Either you look like a thot or you're a thot waffle. They're mainly ugly and super easy to get with. Anyone with a thot waffle won't last very long, cause they text 6 other guys on the side! They are super irrelevant, but don't think so themselves. They also think they're popular. They're not. If you know a thot waffle, just drop em.
omg did you see him and his thot waffle girlfriend?

yeah they're not gonna last long. I hear she's talking to Chris too.
Thot waffle by Syd the sloth September 7, 2016

Thot waffle 

A dumb coworker thats nothing but a two faced bitch
That bitch is a thot waffle
Thot waffle by Misslinds April 4, 2023

totwaffle 

Noun: The end product when cooking tater tots in a waffle iron. May also be used as a mild insult or curse word.
"Oh man, this totwaffle is delicious! From now on I cook everything in a waffle iron!"

"Sit down and shut up you silly totwaffle!"

"Oh, totwaffles! I broke another nail!"
totwaffle by TLPH June 3, 2014

Twotwaffle 

A low-key dick. Behaves in a dickish way over petty things for no other reason than that they're a twotwaffle. This is taken to the point where others look upon them as weak or pathetic.
G: Why has the milk been left out?
K: I'm making cereal.
G: YOU BETTER PUT IT BACK WHEN YOU'VE FINISHED WITH IT!
Everyone else: He's such a twotwaffle.
Twotwaffle by Agentthot February 4, 2021
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
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