Thomaston Ga

Thomaston Ga is a real shit hole! On the outside it's a quaint small town. But under the appearance, it's a tragedy. Filled with the ruins of abandoned cotton mills and a tire factory. Relics of a time to never be lived again. A place where meth heads, pill junkies, and preacher's hang out at the Circle K. Where the police plant evidence. A place where sex offenders get probation and drug dealers go to prison. There are no sidewalks. There are so many churches, that you can only buy liquor at Chili's.
If you're not from here, stay away silly.

Who would just decide to move to Thomaston Ga?

by Jeeter706 July 8, 2021

Gabe Thomason

A fat little ginger that likes to play with slime and watch Curious George.

While Gabe Thomason was watching curious george, Sam came in and turned it off!

by Lil Lellow November 10, 2019

Gassy Thompson

A mixed drink made of 1/2 parts Guinness 1/2 parts Hot Chocolate. Named after a blue ski route at Keystone resort, it is a commonly served drink at local watering holes and vendors at the resort.

I’ll order a Gassy Thompson for that lady in blue at the corner of the bar.

by SirDinkleMan July 11, 2025