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Thirsty Turtle 

Your partner is thirsty and you have a turtle head poking out. You shit in her mouth but she's still thirsty so she goes around to the front to blow you (with shit still in her mouth) until you have fully satisfied her thirst.
v. I had to shit so the she gave me a thirsty turtle.

n. Bobby's stripper was one thirsty turtle!
Thirsty Turtle by BMF-Bobby September 26, 2008

thirsty turtle 

(n.) term used to describe chinless, humanoid species found in Northern Louisiana. usually female, these creatures resemble a turtle who lost her shell. Despite her FAS features, she will be full of an ignorant, white trash pride and sense of superiority, which will make her feel entitled and desires among a group of male peers who would stick in a dead dog so long as it was still warm.
I can't believe Maria Elena Cimino is working here again but she is a thirsty turtle for those auto-sales managers.
thirsty turtle by firecracker4u July 16, 2017

thristy turtle 

IN the action of recieving oral sex. It is when instead of ejaculating the male urinates in the females mouth.
Bo-You are giving a great blow job
Tilla-Thanks cum for me
Bo-I did-hehe
Tilla-Is that piss
Bo-Indeed it is the Thristy Turtle
Tilla-*PUKE*
thristy turtle by Alabaster Blowjob November 6, 2007
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