Dogbro is some lame f*ck who couldn't get laid with a hundred dollar bill hanging out of his zipper so instead he walks around to every place he goes with the cutest, fluffiest of dogs to try and pick up chicks.
Also if this doesn't work he will result to breaking the little guys leg at which he has to wear a cast for even more "awww your cute dog has a broke wittle weg" sympathy p*ssy.
Also if this doesn't work he will result to breaking the little guys leg at which he has to wear a cast for even more "awww your cute dog has a broke wittle weg" sympathy p*ssy.
by NotDogBro June 16, 2014
He can be identified by the certain level of desperation the individual portrays to get what he wants from the female target, sex. There are no feats too steep, no boundaries set too high for such desperation. Something as simple as "I'm married with 3 kids" won't stop the Thirstanaut. These are considered mere road blocks for him to conquer on his adventure to quench his thirst. Only stopping at such dead ends like "I have herpes" will the Thirstanaut ever end his dehydrated journey.
"She said no 5 times, blocked my number and ignores me at the gym. I'm gunna see when she gets off work and wait for her outside." -Thirstanaut
"This motherf**king Thirstanaut is on one tonight."
"This motherf**king Thirstanaut is on one tonight."
by NotDogBro July 21, 2014