The act of jizzing in your pants on a roadtrip and letting it crust until the next rest stop or end of destination
Ted: Yo man I heard Mikey hit a third leg roadie.
Steve: Aw yeah he told me he couldn’t wait til the next gas station!
Steve: Aw yeah he told me he couldn’t wait til the next gas station!
by waffleironsuicide January 28, 2026
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