Definitions by waffleironsuicide

Third Leg Roadie

The act of jizzing in your pants on a roadtrip and letting it crust until the next rest stop or end of destination

Ted: Yo man I heard Mikey hit a third leg roadie.
Steve: Aw yeah he told me he couldn’t wait til the next gas station!

Third Leg Roadie by waffleironsuicide January 28, 2026