Thermaderm 

Therma- mean warm/ hot
derm- meaning skin
Thermaderm- means warm skin or hot skin

Peter: *kisses Mary on the cheek*
The blood rushes into Mary's cheeks.
Peter: Dang! Mary, I gave you thermaderm.

Thermaderm by vida_rooler October 2, 2011

thermarmalade

A shiny usually viscous mixture of Vaseline and stool that cloaks a recently used anal thermometer.

For heaven's sake, please clean off that thermarmalade!

thermarmalade by blankenship1 May 9, 2010