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Theory of Power Elites

A classic sociological theory (C. Wright Mills) arguing that modern societies are dominated by a unified triangle of power: the corporate rich, the political directorate, and the military high command. These elites share similar social backgrounds, education, and interests, and they move seamlessly between the three sectors. They make the key decisions on war, economy, and law, while the masses are merely spectators. It’s a critique of pluralism, suggesting the groups at the top are in cahoots, not competition.
Example: A defense CEO sits on a university board with a retired general, who golfs with a senator. They all agree on the need for a new weapons system. The senator inserts the funding into a bill, the general testifies to its necessity, and the CEO gets the contract. This closed loop of decision-making by a small, interlocking cadre is the Theory of Power Elites in action.
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Theory of Secret Power Elites

A synthesis focusing on individuals rather than groups—a small set of ultra-wealthy, well-connected people (like certain billionaire financiers or media moguls) who, through discreet salons, private islands, and philanthropic networks, form a social class that operates above national loyalties to shape policy, culture, and markets for their own benefit. They are "secret" not because no one knows their names, but because the true extent and coordination of their influence is hidden.
Example: The annual Bilderberg Meeting, a private conference of Western elites, is often cited as evidence for the Theory of Secret Power Elites. While attendees are known, the closed-door discussions are not. The theory holds that consensuses formed there later manifest as policy across multiple governments, regardless of which party is publicly in power.

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026