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Theory of Constructed Reality

The philosophical and sociological position that much of what we experience as objective reality is, in fact, built and maintained through social agreement, language, and shared practices. This doesn't deny physical reality (gravity is real), but argues that the meaning and categories we layer onto it—money, borders, gender roles, justice—are human constructions. These constructions feel real because we all participate in them, but they can and do change across time and cultures. Reality, in this view, is a co-created performance.
Example: "The meeting was a masterclass in the Theory of Constructed Reality. The 'crisis' existed only because they'd all agreed on metrics that defined it, the 'solution' was a PowerPoint that reshaped their shared narrative, and by the end, the constructed problem and its constructed solution felt more solid than the table they were sitting at."
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Theory of Constructed Reality

The radical proposition that reality as we experience it—the meaningful, organized world we inhabit—is actively constructed by minds, cultures, and languages. This doesn't deny that something exists independently; it denies that we have access to that something raw. The reality we live in is always already interpreted, always already shaped by our cognitive and cultural apparatus. The Theory of Constructed Reality studies these shaping processes: how perception is structured, how categories are imposed, how meaning is made. Reality is real, but it's also a construction—and the construction is the only reality we have.
"You think you're experiencing reality directly? Theory of Constructed Reality says: you're experiencing a reality constructed by your brain, your language, your culture, your history. That's not a prison—it's the only reality there is. The question isn't whether it's constructed; it's whether you know you're constructing."
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026