Twitter theory

the theory that if a person is making a dark joke, you say how it's racist, ableist, homophobic or whatever shit that they joked about.

well that tweet was using twitter theory.

by ActuallyVorteks November 03, 2021

ping pong theory

where three guys get naked and one plays as the table and the other two get boners and use their dicks as paddles and play a game of ping pong and the loser becomes the new table. loser after 5 rounds get butt fucked by the other two guys.

dude me, john and aydin did the ping pong theory and now my ass hurts.

by cheif9/11 June 26, 2024

The Mike Tyson Theory

F***ing someone the opposite sex the way the same sex would f*** them until they love you.

Last night I tried The Mike Tyson Theory and I f***ed my boyfriend in the a** until he loved me.

by Nunyabiznaz92 April 22, 2021

Little Book Theory

If your name goes in the book strange things will start to happen.

The Little Book Theory is true, my name went in the book and potatoes appeared on my porch.

by Clearwarning February 11, 2022

Time Kinematics Theory

A theory that considers time as a non energy based force that travels fifth dimentionally in a forward chronological manner, and previous and future events may be pin pointed using an algorithmic sequece which coorelates to the speed of the time flow.

before we work on getting a time machine built, we must consider Time Kinematics Theory.

by jeditimelord May 01, 2020

Gateway Artist Theory

The Gateway Artist Theory is the theory that the association or listening to of the less deleterious musical artist may lead to the listening of musical artists with a greater magnitude of lack of substance or quality. It is often attributed to the listening to of Kid Cudi,

Gateway Artist: An artist that encourages the common person to participate in drug usage and who leads to other artists that write lyrics about going harder and using harder drugs.

Example of the Gateway Artist Theory:
- Person 1: Ayeee! Let's get faded and zone to some cudi.
- Person 2: fuck Dat. Taylor gang errday. I only smoke papers now and i gotta save my good weed so wiz can get at that good fan weed.

by mertz man February 15, 2012

Injury Theory

The Injury Theory is a theory states that you should let your child or animal do something and get a injury so that way they will learn to not do that action again.

(Guy 1): I use the Injury Theory with my child to make them learn things
(Guy 2): i moniter my child closely

by SleepyKade April 05, 2021