Theftician 

Someone who perpetrates theft or is known for stealing.

The business is run by a theftician.

Theftician by 6tone February 5, 2023

Thotician

A person that have others engage in the same hoe-ish activity as they do, thus, transforming a once regular human being into a thot.

It takes a true thotician to turn a housewife into a hoe.

Thotician by samuel prewitt jr. August 24, 2014

Theistician 

The variety of religious-types who want to push their religions onto others via visits to your home or work; those who call you on the phone, send emails, etc., to try and change your religion to theirs. Or those who want to talk incessantly about their religion to you by calling, emailing, or visiting you without having been invited to do so.

Theisticians can be identified fairly easily. Typically two young men (usually two, sometimes more) nicely dressed in suits and ties - usually on foot - visit your home even though you have a "No Solicitors" sign posted (right by the doorbell, no less). When the sign is brought to their attention, they say, "We're not soliciting, we're not selling anything, we are giving/bringing you the word of God".

Theistician by Pink Gurl October 4, 2011

Thefticate 

To Take without permission with the intention of returning.

Hey! Im going to Thefticate your pencil!
Ok! When are you going to return it?

Thefticate by Ross Boardman December 31, 2007