Thefticate

To Take without permission with the intention of returning.

Hey! Im going to Thefticate your pencil!
Ok! When are you going to return it?

by Ross Boardman December 31, 2007

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Texticate

Carrying on a conversation through text messaging.

We'll texticate and figure everything out tomorrow.

I'll texticate you when I know what time and then you can texticate me when your ready.

I would have texticated, but I ran out of minutes on my frick'n expensive phone plan.

by Beauty22 February 24, 2010

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hot-thentication

Hot-thentication is the process of determining whether someone is, in fact, as hot as he or she is declared to be.

After uploading a photo for Throwback Thursday i was submited to take a hot-thentication test to determine if in fact i was as hot as i declared to be.

by Extra Testicle March 19, 2015

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testicate

A specific type of castration which involves physical removing of the testicles. Traditionally, pliers are used, but any sort of gripping device works. Testication is known mostly for the way the gripping device is used. Random portions of the scrotum are grabbed with the tool and yanked away with the intent to remove as much flesh as possible. The process repeats until testicles are removed, or the participating parties decide to stop.

A game can be made out of testication with players taking turns with grabbing things. Ideally this should be done blind folded to maintain the true spirit of testication. Points are awarded by the amount of flesh removed and bonus points for testicles removed intact.

1. Frank wouldn't give up the location of the money, so Peter was forced to testicate him.

2. Omar and Perry were bored one night, so they picked up a drifter to testicate him. Perry won when he got both balls removed in his second tug.

by ohshazbot September 17, 2012

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