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THE FALLING PIMP TREE 

TO PIMP SLAP A HOE BYE FALLING FORWARD LIKE A TREE THAT JUST GOT HIT BY LIGHTNING THEN EXTENDING ONES ARM IN THE OPPISITE DIRECTION THEN USING THE MOMENTUM YOU JAPSLAP THE SKIN OFF THAT BITCHES FACE FOR NOT PAYING UP WHAT HER TRICK ASS OWES YOU DATS THE FALLING PIMP TREE!
TRIK BETTER HAVE MY COINS OR ELSE SHE GONE GETS THE FALLING PIMP TREE

the falling leaf 

When someone is first learning how to snowboard and they are scared shittless to attempt carving, so they go all the way down the slope on their heal side by first heading downhill with their dominant foot, and then their other foot, immitating the motion of a falling leaf.
Sarah was tired of falling on her ass every time she tried to carve, so she just did the falling leaf all the way down the slope.
the falling leaf by zanny May 26, 2004

Falling into the closet 

The act of accidentaly falling onto a homosexual male's erect penis.
1. Heiko was so drunk last night that he was falling into the closet.

2. I heard that JJ fell into the closet with Marco after he had slipped on a bannanna peel.

When the rain is falling 

When things aren’t going well, not as expected.
When the rain is falling, I’d have to resort to using my bank-savings.

box of old shoes falling from the loft 

Sound reminicent of a particularly loose stool being expelled.
Wife: "Did you hear me taking that shit?"

Husband: "The whole street did, love. It sounded like a box of old shoes falling from the loft."

Falling off the bench 

when someone’s life begins to fall apart.(drugs, debt, women, etc.)
I have to say I’ve been falling off the bench recently, but I’m in the process of getting back on