TheProphet 

TheProphet is TheTitle of TheHeadPedophile in the GTKult, see definitions for GTK, GoodTrueKind, and GTKless.

This is the main alias of Stephen Chan, AKA Stephen Tran, Tran KaWang Penis, Tran DeButtz Wipeless, and of course Tran Schitz HisPants.

If you see a faceless Chinese man on facebook wearing a dark blue hanfu with red trim calling himself a prophet and spouting pedophile dog whistles like "GTK" run, because he is a dangerous individual who will catalog your every move down to the second you make it from the moment you first encounter him.

"Remember to be GTK" - Stephen Tran
"No, that's a pedophile dog whistle."
"TheHe is not a pedophile, TheHe is TheProphet blah blah blah"
"Shut up with your fucked word salad, you're ThePedo"

TheProphet by TheProfit Shekelstein August 19, 2025

follow the prophet 

A phrase indicating one gay man wants to meet up with another gay man for gay sex at a secret location coined "Zion".

Follow the prophet, he knows the way.

follow the prophet by Russell M. Nelson January 8, 2019

roses of the prophet mohammed 

The name for Danish pastries, adopted by bakers in Iran in late February 2006, as a protest against the propogation of Danish cartoons representing images of the Prophet Mohammed.

We will have roses of the prophet mohammed with tea for breakfast, inshala.

roses of the prophet mohammed by Scott J. March 19, 2006

TProphet 

1. A long-time 2600 staff writer, efnet #2600 channel operator, and noted phreak; well-respected and accomplished member of the hacker underground.

2. One of the first openly gay members of the hacker underground.

3. An old-school Pacific Northwest raver, often seen dancing with glow sticks at outdoor parties.

1. Good luck getting TProphet to kick that flooder. All he does is idle on irc for weeks.

2. That's even more gay than TProphet!

3. Don't mind that old guy jumping around and dancing like an idiot. It's just TProphet. I have no idea how he does it without drugs!

TProphet by TProphet September 12, 2008

the prophet

(1) Some 30 year old virgin who spends all his time on Urbandictionary.com

(2) A man inspired by God.

(1) The guy who gave the worshipful definition of himself.

(2) Mohammed

the prophet by Dexter Arifoglu June 1, 2003

Jacob The Prophet 

aka Jacob Lohr is a Business Owner/Actor/Rapper/Fragrance and Clothing designer who is considered by many as the best white battle rapper ever next to Eminem. He emerges from Ozark,Mo and Tulsa, Ok. He's scored points by staying true to his race and own clothing style and slang. He gained a major popularity in the North Side Tulsa Projects as he became a regular on the hip-hop battle scene and earned his respect in the streets for being honest and creative to make himself accepted in the Urban Black community. His material is clearly never pre-written and his ability to remember word for word what his opponents say about him became a known part of his skill. The Tulsa Hip Hop Shop is always packed when he is scheduled to battle against rival emcees. People come just to hear his flow and hardcore lines. Jacob is the best friend of Actor, Rapper, Model Sam Sarpong. Jacob is going to be working in 6 up and comming films. As of November 1,2010 he has started work with his group the Mid West Boyz on their debut album wich has appearances from Nick Cannon, Nappy Roots, Field Mob, Marcus., ciara, and tech 9 to name a few. When completed they will set off on a national tour to promote the Album. Jacob owns his own indie label with distribution through Nick Cannons label.

" I never gave a fuck what black America thought of me. I just wanted to rap. My mentality is like this...I am harder than you and I have been through more than you. You're not going to get the best of me, yet alone beat me" Jacob The Prophet on his career and battles

Jacob The Prophet by HipHopRadioNYC November 29, 2010

The Prophet of Deception

*Also known in other circles as Archbishop Charles Montgomery, Mr. Leon Weston, Dr. Jack, Godfather, Salvatore Ringo, Gerard Salazar, Freddy Incognito, and Lord of the Cynics.*

The Prophet of Deception is a man of many tastes, ranging from fine wines to mahogany commode and golden Montblanc fountain pens. Through his unsurpassable charisma and zealous devotion to none other than himself, he has forged a legacy of scams and backstabbings so great, the Pope himself would shit 15 times in The Prophet's presence. A skeptical agnostic, he views himself as a living god, higher than all other life, and yet while his financial assets are that of kings and lords, his romance life is that of a retarded goldfish with the AIDS, translation, he doesnt stand a fucking chance with a woman due to his off-the-chart smugness and arrogance.

He has a complex history filled with drama and woe, lovers few and far in between. It was during his height as Heierarch of the Band Council that he met his first love, who fucked him over and left him to die. He then reestablished himself as a god, current head of the Red Letter Forum, but love would once again come to his doorstep in the form of a promising young English Intern turned full time anchorwoman sex bombshell.

He currently resides in a palace of misery, slowly drowning in his own narcissicm, but remains hopeful that one day, he will rule EVERYTHING.

We can only pray that he does.

Pope: "My god, I just shit 15 times!"

Prophet of Deception: "Dont worry, that happens alot." *hands him a towel*

Conny: "Yeah, he's a freaking god! Hail the Prophet of Deception and all his witty remarks!"

Prophet of Deception: "Let's all go back to my place for fine wines and wild sex on mahogany tables carved out of marble draped in velvet and golden diamonds!"

The Prophet of Deception by John Milovec December 30, 2007