A male sun bathes naked with a flaccid penis. When he receives an erection later, there are paler stripes on the penis that gives an illusion of a tiger. (Spray tan for optimum results.)
by The Tigermaster October 23, 2008
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Get the the tiger of Egypt mug.The theme song of the geek squad/wolf pack. Originates from an awesome little movie called The hangover and goes a little something like this:
What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras? Or Halle Berry in her cat woman suit? Well don't you worry your pretty striped head we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And then we're gonna find our best friend doug and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug. doug doug doug dougy dougy dougy doug doug. And if he's been murdered my crystal meth tweakers... then we're shit out of luck :P
What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras? Or Halle Berry in her cat woman suit? Well don't you worry your pretty striped head we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And then we're gonna find our best friend doug and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug. doug doug doug dougy dougy dougy doug doug. And if he's been murdered my crystal meth tweakers... then we're shit out of luck :P
The Tiger Song is amazing!
by luckymw1313 December 14, 2010
Get the The Tiger Song mug.Prenuptial pep-talk given by the female partner in a relationship; detailing the dark consequences which will immediately follow any instance of infidelity on the male's part.
"Uh, so Jen and I were out having some Indian last night, when she laid The Tiger Talk right on me"
"Wow! Really?"
"Yeah, it was kinda scary, man. She said that if she ever catches me cheating on her, she's gonna cut my balls right off while I sleep and stuff them down my throat"
"Dude.. ouch!"
"Wow! Really?"
"Yeah, it was kinda scary, man. She said that if she ever catches me cheating on her, she's gonna cut my balls right off while I sleep and stuff them down my throat"
"Dude.. ouch!"
by subversive_bear December 12, 2009
Get the The Tiger Talk mug.The act of shoving a golf ball up your ass to attain rectal pleasure while still preparing for the main event. Once the golf ball is inserted, go ahead and give it a mighty push into a sock.. once the golf ball is in the sock.. mercilessly beat your partner with the sock and shit covered golf ball. This feeling of immense pain and intense appalling smell will cause a psychological metamorphosis causing them to experience the greatest feeling of sexual desire possible. This will surely get them in the mood.
by Archibald Meat Pants November 30, 2015
Get the The tiger woods mug.When you snort an Ambien, glob a heap of hand sanitzer into your palm, and proceed to fap your meat and cum before, either the Ambien makes you pass out, or the hand sanitizer evaporates.
by T- bag August 12, 2019
Get the The Tiger Countdown mug.The act of shoving a golf ball up your ass to attain rectal pleasure while still preparing for the main event. Once the golf ball is inserted, go ahead and give it a mighty push into a sock.. once the golf ball is in the sock.. mercilessly beat your partner with the sock and shit covered golf ball. This feeling of immense pain and intense appalling smell will cause a psychological metamorphosis causing them to experience the greatest feeling of sexual desire possible. This will surely get them in the mood.
by Archibald Meat Pants November 30, 2015
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