The thickening

When a man or woman begins to expand bone density while becoming overweight leading to a pennant structure that can not be reversed. Multiple stages apply 1-3 (stage 3 being obesed)

“If you buy that Rolex make sure you get extra links your wrist has thickened!”

“Look at your sausage fingers dude your at stage 3 thickening”

“That fat motherfuckers belly is so hard the thickening turned it into a keg”

by Judgerichie November 8, 2017

Thickens

A description of ones large and distinguished breast’s, booty or overall body

“You see those girls in those bikinis? “
“Yeah, one in the middle got the thickens.”

by Hits DuFront February 23, 2020

thicken

Noun, A thick female.

Wow, look at that thicken!

Or wow, she is on hell of a fucken thicken

by thegreatbobbyjohnlong March 14, 2015

Thickens

Affectionate term used to greet your thick and bodacious female counterpart.

Why, My Thickens. You look lovely this morning.

by C. Gilles August 8, 2018

The Plot Thickens

used when a situation is becoming more and more complicated and puzzling.

the plot thickens..

by AhmedBad3r July 23, 2018

Thicken Hawk

A male of lower standards who preys upon obese, financially secure women, trading sexual favors for food, gifts or cash. Preferably obese women having little or no self esteem, knowing they would otherwise never achieve an orgasm.

Oh my god Jim look at Jerry, he is such a thicken hawk, he actually fucks that 700 pound land whale for a steak dinner

by Todd Daniels January 16, 2011

thickening up

The arousal of a man's penis. To begin to become erect. The progression from flacid penis to semi to erect.

Yorkshireman, "God, I wish those lambs would stop frolicking about in that field. I'm thickening up."

Scouser, "I love orange girls in shellsuits. I'm thickening up."

Brighton man, "God I love it when he wears those pants with the arse cut out. I'm thickening up."

Essex Man, "Jesus, that Burberry bra and G-string really do it for me Sandra. I'm thickening up innit.

Wiganer, "Bloody hell, look at the pastry on that meat and potato pie, I'm thickening up."

Gorby, "Look. At. Mi. Sister. I'm. Tricketing. I. Mean. Thick. En. Ing. Up."

by The Strut October 11, 2004